Sunday, June 22, 2008

Shifted to WP

So many of my blogger friends (especially RJ and Reems)* left me on blogger and shifted to WP. I didn't have choice, so came here after them... :)

Keep visiting me there! :)

My url is http://laghukatha0shortstories.wordpress.com/

*pardon me RJ and Reems for not linking you guys, as it will take me sometime to get used to WP!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Shuchi!

I don’t know why but that day I was missing Shuchi a lot. It was almost three years since I last saw her or talked to her.

I went back three and half years back in my thoughts when I had received a call from my sister. She wanted me to find a suitable job for Shuchi as she had already completed her post graduation. I was more than happy to help my beloved niece. She was the “Jaan” of our family. Very intelligent, helpful, polite and always smiling. She was the apple of everyone’s eye. Shuchi was warm heartedly welcomed in our home. Within a short period she got a good job in a prestigious company. (Everybody thinks that I helped her, but she never needed any help. She was bright enough to get through on her own.)

Time passed and she got settled in her new job. Because of her good nature she became favourite with her colleagues, too! Her mother was now after me to find a suitable boy for Shuchi. When I told her this, she shyly mentioned about Ishwar.

Somehow, Ishwar gave not-so-good vibes!

Against our wishes, she got married to Ishwar (not one trait of his was anywhere near to his name!). She was so happy about the marriage that we all kept our doubts aside but still kept our fingers crossed. Suddenly after one month of the marriage, she called one day and told me that I should not keep any contact with her! She said this and “thuk” the line went dead. She never tried to contact us and I couldn’t as her number was no longer available. I got her news from my sister time to time. I tried to get her contact number or address from my sister but mysteriously she always denied stating that was what shuchi wanted. My sister was also worried but never told anything (I am not sure whether she knew anything herself!).

This was three years back. I never knew what happened to Shuchi or why she never kept contact, nothing!

That night I couldn’t sleep properly. Shuchi occupied my thoughts for no apparent reason.

At 6 in the morning the bell rang. I was sure it was Shuchi (don’t ask why, I myself don’t know!). I almost ran to open the door. As I opened the door, I got rooted. I was shocked to see Shuchi. I couldn’t recognize her. Her once beautiful face was scarred; she was so thin that even toothpick would look healthy! I asked her to come inside, almost as an after thought. She limped inside!

“I am not going to that hell again!” she said without any emotion.

I wanted to kill that bastard who did what I saw to my beloved child.

There were so many questions in my mind. What actually happened? Why did she keep up to this brutality for so long? When did all these start? Why she never informed any of these to us? Why she never ran away before?

But looking at her, I did not have heart to ask her anything. I slowly inched towards her and gave a hug. She started crying. Slowly initially, and then copiously, relentlessly! I let her cry...

She needed medical attention immediately for her physical as well as psychological trauma.

As weeks passed she started showing some colour on her face.

Today I am very happy. Shuchi gave her first smile today! Ah, that lovely smile!

I wanted to know many things which are still unanswered, but I am in no hurry.

P.S. Have not told Shuchi that I and her mother have filed a case against her husband. He is in police custody and the case is in the court. The court has agreed to call Shuchi as a witness only when her condition stabilizes.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tagged, yet again!


I'd been tagged to do this meme by Reema sometime back. I am quite new to this meme thing and still I have been tagged three times is last fortnight. I am honoured! But am not sure whether will be able to do justice to your expectations!

Here I go...
I am: a laid back person.
I think: too much! Sometime too much for my own good!
I know: and believe that whatever happens, happens for the best.
I want: to do so much before I die... I am sure I have enough time!
I have: everything that a person needs to survive. Still I want more... (Does it sound familiar?)
I wish: people around the world would respect nature. Everything else will fall into place by itself.
I hate: numbers except on my pay slip and bank balance!
I miss: carefree days of childhood.
I fear: natural calamities.
I feel: great!
I hear: it’s going to rain in Ahmedabad.
I smell: a rat when somebody goes out of the way to please me!
I crave: for chocolates. hmmmmmmm..... yummmmmmmmmmy!
I search: for inner peace.
I wonder: about the ability of my kid to smile at me even when I have just scolded her for her misbehaviour.
I regret: after I have lost temper on a trivial matter which was not so important in the first place.
I love: life.
I ache: when I see suffering around me (which I have seen enough in hospitals).
I care: to care for others.
I always: get freaked when somebody lies.
I am not: Miss Universe nor am I Mother Teresa! But I am loved for what I am. :)
I believe: in this, “In a relationship, either you can win or be happy” ... and I prefer to be happy! [Well, most of the time ;)]
I dance: during “Navaratri”
I sing: when I am happy [and make others unhappy! :)]
I cry: when I am hurt or when I am very angry but can’t to anything to change the situation (impotent anger).
I don’t always: get what I want.
I fight: tears during an emotional scene on screen. Though I keep munching popcorns...
I write: on
Laghukatha and Craftyvillage
I win: hearts not arguments.
I lose: patience easily.
I never: watch “saas bahu serials”.
I confuse: others when I don’t react the way they want me to.
I listen: to my heart when there is a tie between brain and heart.
I can usually be found: chirpy.
I am scared: of Almighty.
I need: oxygen to survive :)
I am happy about: my life in general.
I think everybody else is already tagged so not passing this on.
*Shivering and clicking the Publish button* [Reems, tere se yeh chori kiya hai, kyun ki, I feel the same! :)]

Monday, June 16, 2008

That Smile!

It was 4 in the after noon and I had time for myself. In fact, I had taken time off for myself from work just to relax. I took a deep breath and sat on my favourite rocking chair with a mug full of coffee. The atmosphere was mesmeric. As I sat on the chair and took a sip of coffee, I looked at the sky. The clouds were getting darker. And the air was cool with a light breeze. It had just started drizzling. I felt mushy. A lot of memories resurfaced!

I remembered the first love letter I had received. How old was I? Probably 11-12 years old. It was an amateurish attempt by a classmate. It had landed in my mother’s hand and I never got to read it. I remember myself crying so hard, speculating what my parents would think. They never even mentioned it once!

Apart from this small incidence of puppy-love (that too from my classmate’s side!) my school years were uneventful as far as my love-life was concerned.

But when I went to college I fell hard for my best friend. But as fate would have it, he never showed any interest beyond friendship....

“Why was I thinking about it now, after 10 years?” Probably the atmosphere was making me romantic.

He never went beyond a buddy-back-slap or a friendly hug. We were best friends and that was all! At least for him!

My legs would melt even if he so much as smile at me...

College years flew by (in slow motion for me!) and it was the last day of college. The whole group of friends was melancholic. Now that we will be going to the real world we will not be able to meet each other the same way. Everybody will have their own responsibilities and career plans.

I looked at him. As usual he smiled at me. But the smile was a bit sad. Or was it my imagination? Whatever, I decided that if I didn’t tell him today, I will never be able to. To hell with lady-like shyness and such crap!

But at the same time I was scared of his rejection. So, I poured all my feelings on the letter that I held. I went to him slowly and gave him the love-letter (Calligraphic and scented!). I almost ran back to my room. Didn’t want to face him in-case he felt otherwise...

Ting-Tong... the bell rang!

I came back to the reality. There was still a small smile playing on my lips when I went to open the door. I was surprised to see him standing there with a big bouquet of flowers and hair studded with dew-like rain drops! Even after so many years he still looked so gorgeous! My heart skipped a beat looking at his handsome face.

“What are you doing here?” I asked, bewildered. Aren’t you supposed to be at your office?”

He smiled his usual smile. I started melting once again. Even after 10 years of our marriage he still has this effect on me.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Tagged again!

Was tagged by RJ, "I tag my blog fellas to mention one item they did that bought a smile on their face. "

The other day I came out of the restaurant after having a good dinner. A young man of around 30 years came to me to sell some shell wall-hangings. When I asked how much did it cost he said he wanted some cooking oil and some flour to make rotis for his children. "I have some green chillies at home to eat with rotis," he added. My heart skipped a beat and my eyes started brimming with tears as I envisioned his kids eating rotis and chillies. I bought those wall-hangings for 1 kg mangoes, 5 kgs flour, 1 kg salt, 2 litres cooking oil, 1 kg potatoes, 1 kg onions.

I hope his kids had a full meal for at least a couple of days.

:) :) :)

The Expantionist Meme - tagged!

This meme I took from Sandeep and Nova.

Please thoughtfully consider the following, and choose one item for each of the categories below. (Be sure to describe your reasons for choosing)

  • One religious work from a non-familiar tradition you’ll read:
    Kuran. I want to know more about Islaam to understand the today’s muslims' calling!!

    One music video–that you like–from your “least likely to listen to’ genre:
    Na jaane kyun… from
    "chhoti si baat" enacted by "Amol palekar" and "Vidya Sinha"

    A book from a genre you almost never read, that you have read, or you will read (promise!):
    Want to read
    "Freedom at Midnight" by Dominique and Larry Collins

    Somewhere you’d never thought to go on holiday/vacation, and why it might be fun to go there?
    "Disney Land"… Love the funfair and all the cartoon characters and colours and.... can go on and on, for why I would love to go there!

    A specific food you’ve never tried, but will because of this meme, honest!:
    I am an eggiterian [if this word exists! :) ] …

    A sport or game you really hate or haven’t tried yet but are willing to give one more go:
    Hmmmm… I used to be a sports person so don’t hate any games. But haven’t tried my hands at “Baseball”. Can give it a try!

    A style of dance you probably won’t try (we won’t make you promise on this one):
    Indian classical! Too intricate and too tough. :(

    A career job you don’t feel you’re suited for, and why:
    Marketing... Can’t lie unnecessarily just for the sake of selling the products (yes, I absolutely am saying what you are thinking! Marketing is a white lie... twisting and turning of the reality!)

    An item that’s “thinking out of the box’ for this meme that hadn’t been included:
    Hmmmmmmmmmmm...... Am not so creative! :)


    Is there one thing in life you wanted to do, and will do because of this meme, what will it be?
    “Bungee jumping” or “paragliding”! Ooooooooooooh! It would be fun! (If I really can dare do that!) :) :) :)

I tag Anubha, Xylene and Canopenner

Friday, June 6, 2008

Mere desh ka kya hoga!

When I was an intern doctor, I was posted in a rural region (rural internship is a must if you want an internship completion certificate!!!). I was posted under a Medical officer there. He was quite reputed in this village and was serving for quite some years. Since I had joined in the morning only, he was asking questions (relevant as well as irrelevant!) and talking and checking patients simultaneously.

“So, you cleared with first attempt?” Asking me, he gestured to the compounder to send another patient.

“Yes, sir.” I answered meekly, wondering “did I look like a chronic to him?”

“Hun… what are your parents doing?” Now, what has that to do with my internship? But that’s the way conversation progress in India, I guess!

At that particular time a very thin lady entered with a child of say, 1-1 ½ years entered the cabin. The doctor gestured her to sit. His bombardment of questions was still on and directed towards me.

In between he asked the lady what the problem was and she murmured something, which I perceived as fever.

“Bhar re…” he shouted in the direction of the compounder, asking him to fill up the syringe with the usual medicine.

As the compounder handed over the syringe, doctor gave the shot. The lady screamed with pain.

“Why are you screaming?” he asked

“Dacter sa’ab, bukhar humka naahi hai, bachua ka hai,” she complained.
(Sir, the boy has got the fever, not me!)

(The dumb doctor had given the medicine to the mother instead of the child! Shit!)

But the doctor was unflinched. Without batting an eyelid he asked her sternly,

“Doctor kaun hai, mein ya tum?”
(Who is the doctor here, me or you?)

“Aap, Sa’ab”
(You sir!)

“To davaai kaun dega?”
(Then who will decide the treatment)

“Aap, Sa’ab”
(You sir!)

“Yeh tera dudh pita hai ki nahi?”
(Is this child on your milk?)

“Pita hai Sa’ab”
(Yes sir!)

“To davaai tujhe hi pehle deni padegi na!’
(Then, of course, you will be treated first, isn’t it?)

“Bhar re....” he shouted at compounder to fill another syringe of the medicine, which he then gave to the child.

“****”

Thursday, June 5, 2008

My uncle's death!

I was in middle of a meeting when the phone rang. It was my mother informing me about demise of an uncle.

Since I am a medical person I am always expected to “rush” whenever there is any health related issues in our family. Being a paediatrician, what will I do in a case of fracture? You have to take the patient to an orthopedician. But no, I have to go. But that’s beside the point. Let us get back to our earlier conversation. My uncle’s death.

So, you see, I had no choice but to rush to the uncle’s house (It is beyond my comprehension how “rushing” now will help when he has already passed away!). And anyways I was never fond of this particular uncle. I had my reasons.

I remembered the day when the family had gone on an excursion to a religious place. As we reached “Palitana” we settled in different rooms in a “dharmashala”. We had turned in early as all of us were tired due to bumpy journey and a long walk was planned the next day. Suddenly at middle of the night we heard somebody crying for help. My parents and other family members ran from rooms. My aunt was writhing with pain as my uncle was furious over some matter and was hitting her relentlessly. I had never, ever seen a domestic feud of this intensity. I was so horrified that in shock I couldn't even cry. I was just of five years then. He was never my favourite uncle, but after this incidence my dislike turned to fear. And as I grew up, over the years with more such incidents, my dislike and fear turned to hostility and loathing.

So when I heard about his demise I felt happy for my aunt. She was now free (I never understood how she sustained all the violence and why my family members never encouraged her to take a divorce or filed a complaint against my uncle).

I didn’t want to “rush” but I knew my mom will blow her fuse if I didn’t. And, anyways, she is always at loggerheads with me for my unconventional and socially unacceptable (according to her!) views. I didn’t want another row with her. So I reached my uncle’s place as soon as I could.

I didn’t expect my aunt to be jubilant over her husband’s demise, but I was in for a shock. She was crying her heart out over uncle’s body. She was so distraught that her 50 something, very beautiful face (even at this age) suddenly looked 10 years older. I have seen her crying when she couldn’t bear assault levied upon her body and today she was crying because her heart couldn’t take assault of her husband’s final journey. The same husband who made her life hell!

How was this possible? How can you cry for a person who has hurt you through out your life?

Was it love? I doubt!

Probably it was due to the thought of loneliness or social security or just out of habit! Probably she suddenly felt bereft. Probably….

Whatever it was, I couldn’t fathom what I witnessed.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Her roots!

Many people told her father, “Ladki ki jaat ko itna kya padhana? Aakhir usko to sasural mein hi to jaana hai na ek din!” (Why are you allowing a girl to study so much? Ultimately she has to get married and go off one day!)

But, today she made her father proud. Not only she studied till 12th standard, she stood first in the state. She was the first in her family to study so much. Nobody in her relatives had ever seen school beyond 5th standard. She came from a humble family. Her father’s income was not enough sometimes to even meet their daily meals. But she studies and studied hard! Today, she was eligible for any professional course she chose.

She wanted to become a doctor and serve her village people. It was difficult to get proper drinking water let alone proper medical care. The health status of her village was really pathetic. In the name of a hospital there was just a small room at the outskirts of the village where people were supposed to get free medical services. But the doctor on duty was hardly present and the nurses and the compounder sold the government supply medicines which was suppose to be free for all. This village of 5,000 people, on an average, lost not less than 10 children per year to one illness or another and no body bothered. No body cared.

But now Sakshi thought that one day she would change this scenario. She will become doctor and come here and serve her people!

But her dream was shattered when she heard her father talking to some people from the neighboring village about her marriage. Marriage? She was just 17 and what about her dream to become doctor?

She pleaded with her father.

“You have studied a lot. Look at other girls of your age. They are already settled in their lives!” he reasoned.

“But, Daadu I will get admission in medical college. I want to become a doctor. Think Daadu, your chinku will become a doctor.” She argued.

“Look here Chinku, I can hardly earn enough to make ends meet. And also you will not get a good match later if you study so much and I can not take care of you forever. I am not getting any younger, you know.”

“But Daadu, I will get scholarship. Everything will be paid by the government. You will not have to spend anything. Please, Daadu, pleeeeease….” She kept on pleading and crying but to no vain.

Not that her father didn’t love her. He loved her very much. She was his only child. That is how he let her study till 12th when everybody was against it. He could not see his child unhappy. But enough was enough. She has to get married. Who will marry her if she became a doctor? In their cast the boys hardly studied till 4th or 5th standard. Who will marry a girl who is a doctor? It never occurred to him that his daughter is special and can do a lot of things in life other that just getting married. So the decision was made and she had to get married.

And when?

Within 15 days. Chapter closed!

She saw her husband for the first time after marriage. He smiled at her a genuine smile. But Sakshi was too distraught to even respond. Suddenly he came close to her. Sakshi cringed. But instead of touching her he said he wanted to talk to her on an important topic. Talk? She was surprised!

“I know you are the brightest girl of our village. I am so lucky to marry you.” He said.

Sakshi did not say anything. She did not even want to be reminded that she studied so much. What was the point? Nothing mattered now. She just looked at her new husband without any emotion. She was not even angry!

“I know you want to become a doctor,” he continued. “But I am not sure how to help you in that. You tell me what to do and I promise you that you will study. Study to you heart’s content.”

Sakshi was dumb founded. She could not believe her ears. She just starred at Biju. She didn’t know what to say.

“I am not joking. I just want you to know that you are my wife and you are my responsibility. I cannot afford much but I will take some loan from the landlord to pay the fees and all and we can pay that back once you finish your studies.” He was going on.

“No, no, you don’t have to take any loan. Since I stood first in the State I am eligible for the scholarship and my studies will be sponsored by government. And anyways, Education is free for girls in our state.” She said excitedly. She forgot that this was her first night with Biju and now she was married to him. She just hugged Biju tightly and thanked him over and over again. This made Biju blush profusely. But he also hugged her in return. And their hug went on to a small, tentative shy kiss. From there nature took over and they made love.

The next few days were very hectic for Sakshi. Biju was always there with her. Ultimately she got admission in B. J. Medical College, Ahmedabad.

She was so excited! But then Biju and Sakshi realized that her dream of becoming a doctor came with a price. She will have to stay in the hostel for atleast four and half years or Biju has to shift to the city. Biju shifted to Ahmedabad as soon as he could manage. Sakshi studied hard. Biju took up a job as a bell boy at a hotel. And earned enough to sustain them both.

Today, they both were standing in front of the “Biju Maternal and Child Care Hospital “(Sakshi insisted on this name!). Biju was so proud of Sakshi!

Lilapur village was showering blessings over their daughter who had not forgotten her roots and had come back to serve her own people. Sakshi looked at Biju fondly, who now helped her in management of the hospital. She knew whatever she was today, it was because of him. She not only loves him dearly, but respects him for what he was and what he made out of her.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Little bundle of love!

After three generations a baby girl was born in the family. There was an atmosphere of elation around. Everybody was jubilant. And Khushi’s mother-in-law was already planning to distribute sweets and a memorabilia to family and friends once the child came home.

But there was a shadow on Khushi’s face. No, no, it was not that she did not like a girl child. How could that be? She herself was brought up with much love and care. She remembered her daddy making all sorts of pranks just to put that little smile on her face when she hurt herself playing. And her mother did everything to make her happy. They educated her well. After all she was the only child of her parents …!

But somehow there was this nagging feeling of unease since her daughter was born. She couldn’t put a name to that feeling. She attributed that to exhaustion of labor and the hospital environment. It was just yesterday since she had delivered.

It was 12 midnight and Khushi had just slept after feeding her child. Suddenly she heard a lot of commotion outside her room. She got up from the sleep with a jolt. There was a lady screaming at the top of her voice and there was anger and grief in her cry. Khushi got scared. She didn’t know what had happened. After sometime everything was silent. As she peered out of her room she felt a hushed silence. There were people gathered in the waiting room of the hospital and the lady who was screaming earlier was now crying softlty. She was inconsolable. Khushi went inside her room and tried to sleep. She couldn’t.

Next day when the sweeper came to clean the room she told Khushi that yesterday night a six year old (!) girl was brought to the hospital, who passed away due to severe trauma and bleeding. The little girl was raped!

Suddenly something snapped inside Khushi. She remembered her younger days when a particular uncle’s touch she never used to like. He always tried to kiss her; but his kiss was not same as other relatives’. She could not understand why she was uncomfortablewith his touch. She was young and innocent. As she grew older she could dodge him. But her parents never knew anything. She never told them. She felt quite embarrassed to discuss it with them. Later as she got married with Ankush, the bad memories faded with his love. But she never told any of these to him either.

With the yesterday’s incident and her memories surging, Khushi looked at her young child. How blissfully she was sleeping.

“Poor girl, she doesn’t yet know what it is to be a girl,” thought Khushi; “and, I would not let her know.”

When Khushi’s mother-in-law came to visit her later that day, she found Khushi sitting by the window staring outside blankly. When she called her, she didn’t respond.

She went to the crib to hold her newly born granddaughter. As she picked up the little bundle of love, colour drained from her face.

She ran for the doctor screaming.

Her granddaughter had stopped breathing!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Best Friends!

It was the first year of MBBS. I was new to the place and came from local language school so had difficulty in understanding the language. But then I met this character who was always jovial and put me at ease. Initially I was a bit skeptical but later on got used to his antiques. Never realized when we became best friends.

We chatted about anything and everything in this world. Loved gossiping and poured out our hearts when somebody hurt us. We shared our fears of settling down in this big bad world of professionals, with our values still intact. We discussed cases of different subjects and shared notes. We cleared the graduation with flying colours. It was now time to go back to our native places for the internship. I hated it. I cried through my heart. Never wanted to let go! But we had to go. We promised to keep in touch.

And keep in touch we did! Shared so much, from gorgeous babes to handsome guys, from new exotic dishes to roadside 'dhabaa' food, from new fashion on the roads to the latest movies, and of course, the challenges we faced during internship at remote villages and the types of patients we encountered. And this was either over the phone or letters (we never had emails or chats at that time!).

Time flew; we joined different post graduated courses at different hospitals in different cities. But time could not dampen our friendship. It grew even stronger. Though now we hardly got time to chat everyday, thanks to our grueling schedule. We cleared our postgraduate degrees and our parents had started pestering us for the marriage.

We started exchanging the notes on our prospective beaus. It was fun dissecting the future spouses (!).

Then one day in the post I received an air-ticket to Sidney (Oh, I didn’t tell you there’s where my friend was!) It was mentioned in the letter that a surprise awaited for me there. I was thrilled. It was about four years since I met him. I was on the cloud nine.

And yes, I could see sky full of fluffy clouds from the air-craft window. As the plane landed and I was out of the customs checking I almost ran to him! I was soooooooooooo happy!

But then I saw somebody else at his side. A beautiful young lady!

That was my surprise!

They were getting married and he wanted me to be his best-woman! It never occurred to me that there could be somebody else to whom he could be so close. After all, we were “Best friends”!

But then, I realized one more thing. I was actually happy for him. I loved him so much that I wanted him to be happy, forever. And no, I was not heartbroken or anything. Come on, yaar, he was my best buddy!

And 20 years, two teenage kids and a successful marriage (not necessarily in that order!) later he still is my best friend!

Love you a lot, friend! Thanks for being my best friend!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

This is too sweet for words!


A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.


"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.


"And we're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

Monday, March 31, 2008

What a car!

The other day I went out with my aunt on shopping. She is a real chatter box! She went on chattering on our way to the mall. I was so involved with her that never realized when we reached the mall.

We shopped and window shopped to our heart's content and had a good dinner. We came to the parking lot and dumped our prized possessions in the boot of the car. When we settled in the front seats and were rearing to go home, to our horror we realized that the car refused to start!

Why?

In all the hurry-burry I had forgotten to put off the head lights of the car. And now the battery was down. :(

We called my uncle and he came right away with the mechanic and things were settled.

But my aunt was not very happy with the incident.
She growled at my uncle and said, "You should think of changing this "dibbaa" (one of the luxurious car we were driving!). Nothing happens to the other people's cars when they drive the whole night with the head-lights on. We went for the shopping only for 5-6 hours and this thing won't start!!!"



Friday, March 14, 2008

Corporate!

It was a year back when I joined the corporate world. I had come from the government setup and was in awe of the corporate culture and thought a bit too high of it. Everything looked rosy to me in the new office. On the first day itself as I was just getting the feel of the work in A/C environment (which was, again, something we longed for at the government hospital and knew would never have!), I heard a girl giving instructions to somebody on phone,
"Manage 12 lunches in London and ask the people in Paris whether they are going to stay back for lunch".
I was quite impressed thinking that even the lunches in London and Paris are managed from here (Ahmedabad, India!)! I was awestruck! Too boggled but impressed nonetheless!
Later, as I started to understand more of anatomy of the Head office I came to know that "London" and "Paris" and "Cairo" and "Tokyo" are the names given to the conference rooms!
:)

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Rhea!

It was so difficult to curtail her feelings! It showed on her face, with all the blush which made her already beautiful face more endearing. Rhea was meeting Animesh after six months. She was away for her postgraduation. Suddenly she saw him, waving and jumping among the people who had come to pick up their dear ones at airport. She almost ran to him and they hugged eachother as if there was no tomorrow. They had missed each other a lot. They used to mail and message everyday but technology, however advance, couldn't provide warmth! They went home chattering about.

Today they had decided to go to "Lothal", a site of ancient ruins. They packed the lunch and in their station wagon headed towards their destination. What a sight was it! They enjoyed it immensely. They walked around hand in hand as if they were married just yesterday. In fact they had been married now for 3 years. But suddenly Rhea's foot slipped and she could feel her hand slipping out of Animesh's hand and felt herself falling...and falling...and falling! And with a great thud she fell on the ground!

And with that thud, she suddenly woke up! she had been dreaming again...She started crying, again! It was as if she was drowned in tears since last 15 days, since Animesh left her suddenly. With a single stroke of destiny her life crashed, along with Animesh's motorbike!

Friday, February 8, 2008

મળે ન મળે...... !

નદીની રેતમાં રમતું નગર મળે ન મળે,
ફરી આ દ્રશ્ય સ્મૃતિપટ ઉપર મળે ન મળે...

ભરી લો શ્વાસમાં એની સુગંધનો દરિયો,
પછી આ માટીની ભીની અસર મળે ન મળે...
પરિચેતોને ધરાઈને જોઈ લેવા દો,
આ હસતા ચહેરા; આ મીઠી નજર મળે ન મળે...
ભરી લો આંખમાં રસ્તાઓ, બારીઓ, ભીંતો,
પછી આ શહેર, આ ગલીઓ, આ ઘર મળે ન મળે...
રડી લો આજ સંબંધોને વીંટળાઈ અહીં,
પછી કોઈને કોઈની કબર મળે ન મળે...
વળાવા આવ્યા છે એ ચ્હેરા ફરશે આંખોમાં,
ભલે સફરમાં કોઈ હમસફર મળે ન મળે......

Copy and Paste!

A popular Motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause continued!
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Marriage!

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?


Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."


Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.
"

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Hey dad!

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy, I have Rs. 100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you"

(Not my creation, but worth reading and learning a lot from it!)

Monday, February 4, 2008

A trip to future!

My daughter was very excited that day.She got up early on her own and woke me up too (wish this would occur everyday when she has to go to school!). We were taking her to "Mahudi", a religious place for Jains. She is just six, so for her it more of an outing rather than anything else. She was very chirpy and settled in car with her eyes wide open to take everything in.

The morning was crisp and clean. As the car went on, we transited from the buildings and cars to trees and carts!
Suddenly my daughter asked me, "what are these fields for?"
"We get food from these fields," I replied simply for her to understand.
"But we get food from the supermarket!," she said. (How simple!)
With a smile on my face I explained her about grains, fruits and vegetables; how they are grown and how they reach the super markets and stores.
She sat there taking it all in and probably comtemplating everything in her young mind. I felt proud about the way I explained everything to her.
After some time she asked, "Mamma, what happen when all these fields will be gone?"
"Were would all these fields go, sweet heart?"
"No, mamma, when we build houses and malls all over the place, how will we get food?" She asked sadly.
I tried to reason with her and put her at ease by telling her that such thing will never occur and we will always get food. She was satisfied with my answer.
But I sat there thinking, she was right...where will we get food if we go on building our concrete jungles?

Friday, February 1, 2008

Nanny!

There was a little girl whose name was 'Cookie'. Her actual name was Annaa but her nanny called her 'Chocolate Cookie'.
'Cookie' had a cherubic face with two pig tails. She looked absolutely adourable. But she was very sad. Why? Because her parents were always busy with work and there was nobody to play with her.
Then one day her mother brought Mrs. Dime to take care of her. She liked her at once. Mrs. Dime had the softest eyes Annaa had seen. Mrs. Dime also liked Annaa at once. As time passed Annaa and Mrs. Dime became best friends. Mrs. Dime always called her 'chocolate cookie' as Annaa was a sweet girl with brown eyes. As soon as 'Cookie' came from the school, she would fly in the waiting arms of Mrs. Dime. They would talk about her school, what she did at school and would do homework together. They became inseperable.
One day as 'Cookie' came from school, she didn't find Mrs. Dime on the front porch waiting for her. As she went inside the house she found her mother there. She was even more surprised as her mother never came so early from work. Then her mother told her that Mrs. Dime was ill and was taken to the hospital. 'Cookie's' heart sank. She started crying. Her mother soothed her and promised to take her to the hospital the next day. But 'Cookie' was inconsolable. She did not have dinner and every now and then her eyes would brim with tears. She was missing her nanny very much. As she went to sleep she started wishing that somehow if she would just fly to her nanny. And with that thought she fell asleep.
Suddenly she felt that somebody was calling her, as she opened her eyes she saw a beautiful fairy standing in front of her. She looked sooooooo beautiful. Fairy asked 'Cookie' why she was so sad. 'Cookie' told her about her nanny and her wish to visit her. When fairy heard this she granted her a boon that if 'Cookie' would close her eyes and pray to God with full faith she would be taken to her nanny's room but she would have to come back within an hour. If she fails to do that she will be stuck there and will not be able to come back on her on. This boon will work for as many days as her nanny is in the hospital. After that the boon will loose its effect. And she can go there only once in a day after school. With that the fairy flew off. 'Cookie' started rubbing her eyes thinking she had just seen a dream. Nonetheless, she closed her eyes and prayed to God to take her to her nanny as she was missing her tooooo much.
And what happened? "Poof" she was transported to her nanny's room. She saw that her nanny was fast asleep. She slowly went to her and kissed her lightly on her forhead, sat with her for an hour and came back. She promised herself to come here again the next day when her nanny would be awake. Now back at her home she slept peacefully. She could not wait for the next day. As soon as she came from the school the next day she prayed to God and "Poof" she was in the hospital with her nanny. Mrs. Dime was so surprised to see her beloved 'coockie' here. 'Cookie' told her everything and they both sat there holding hand and chatting. 'Cookie' went to the hospital eveyday till her nanny came back home.
Today, 'Cookie' was happy again as she saw her nanny waiting for her at the front porch.
At night they both knelt in front of the God and thank Him. Also they did not tell this to anybody as it was their little secret. Shhhhhhhhh!
After so many days there was a smile on 'Cookie's' face when she slept holding Mrs. Dime's hand.

Return Gift!

One of my friends shifted to US recently with his 5 year old son. Everything was different for the kid. With bone chilling cold he couldn't go out to play also. His dad (my friend) had to visit India for some reason. He asked the boy what he wanted from India.

He replied, "Please dad, get me my friends!"

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Amdaavaad!

वह गांधीनगर का highway - जहाँ पे जाते हैं long drive पे
जब wheel हो एक हाथ में और दुसरे में ठंडा

वह सुविधा की पानी पूरी, वह पंचवटी की चाट,
वह CTF का ice-cream, वाह उसमे थी कुछ बात


वह रसरंजन की मिठाई, वह स्वागत का डोसा,
वह Honest की पाव भाजी और मानेक चोव्क का समोसा

वह रिक्शा का 'suffer', वह कांकरिया की हवा,
वह Law garden के कांटे और Market का समां


वह December की ज़रा सी सर्दी, वह बारिशों के महीने,
वह गर्मी की छुट्टियाँ, जब छूटते थे पसीने

वह होली की मस्ती, वह नवरात्रि का गरबा,
वह दीवाली के पटाखे और गणपति का शोर शराबा


वह C.G.रोड का माहोल, वह विजय की लहरें,
वह डूबते सूरज का नज़ारा, वाह उसके क्या केहेने


वह Bakers के puff, वह मेहता की चाय,
वह ओसवाल की जलेबी, वह रायपुर का "उन्धयु और दल्वाडा"


वह बचपन की यादें, वह गोटियों का खेल,
वह अटिरा के झाडियाँ, जहा होते थे मेल


वह राजश्री की Movies और Drive-in में Weekend,
वह CEPT का नज़ारा और साकार buildings

वह L.D. , Xavier's जैसी Colleges,
वह GLS, C.N. Nirma जैसी Schools

वह City Pulse सिनेमा की queue, वह black की pink ticket,
वह Karnavati club का मैदान, जहाँ बच्चे प्रक्टिस करते हैं cricket

यह तो media ने किया हैं नाम बदनाम
वरना यह सुकून, शांति और सलामती और कहाँ

इतनी चीज़ें केहेने के बाद,
और कितनी करूं में बात,

यह शहर हैं मेरा अपना,
जिसका नाम है अमदावाद!!!

(I can't take credit for this, but don't know who has authored this so can't honour his/her name)

Monday, January 28, 2008

Window

Kush preffered to go to office by walk as it gave him the opportunity to exercise and his office was not very far. It took only 15 minutes by walk. On his way, he saw this empty bungalow everyday. But today there was a lot of activity going on. "Good, some family has moved to this place. It was such a shame to keep this beautiful place empty," he thought.
Suddenly he saw a very beautiful girl sitting at the first floor window. She looked so refreshing, with her sharp features and long flowing hair. She looked almost like an angel. He stood there transfixed. Suddenly a car honked and he came back to reality. He went to office, but he kept on thinking about that girl. He couldn't wait for the office to get over. At last it was 6:00 pm and he almost ran to that place. There she was, looking as beautiful as he had remembered. That means, she was not just in his imagination!
Now it became a ritual to have her glimpse while going to and coming from the office. She had noticed him too. He mustered up the courage and smiled at her and to his surprise, she smiled back. This went on for quite sometime. One day as Kush came to the bungalow, her servant came and handed him a small envelop. His heart went into a somersault. It was a pink envelop and smelled heavenly. He opened it up immediately and found an endearing note inside. That day he came to know her name for the first time. Vrinda! He repeated it in his mind again and again the whole day. That day he wrote first love letter of his life . They started exchanging notes and letters everyday and becamefriends and later, soul mates. Both could not imagine their lives without each other.
One day along with Vrinda, he saw an old lady at the window. There was no note for him that day. He just looked up and went on his way even with out a smile. He was restless the whole day. He couldn't see her even in the evening as he got late at the office.
He was impatient to see Vrinda on the next day. As he reached her place, to his shock, the window was closed. He was surprised as Vrinda had not said anything about her going anywhere the day before in her note. The window never opened again. He didn't know what to do. He was going crazy. Wanted to go into the house and ask but the security man would not allow him to even enter the gate. He waited for her everyday.
It was almost a year since he last saw her. He took the same route even now and the bungalow is still there with the same family residing but he never saw her again. He never knew what happened.
And Vrinda? What happened to Vrinda?
That day when she was waiting for Kush to come with her note ready, her grandma suddenly came and as soon as she saw Kush and the look on Vrinda's face she got everything. She asked Vrinda whether she loved him and in turn whether he loved her too. When Vrinda answered in affirmation, she asked her, "Does he know that you cannot walk without support? Does he know that you have lost both your legs in accident?" When Vrinda didn't answer, grandma left her to think.
She thought and never opened the window again!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Who's the boss?

The other day, I was talking to my friend and we were discussing about the corporate culture and how self centered people are! And he said that probably he might understand it more once he starts his private practice.

"Probably not, since you will be your own boss then," I said.
To which he replied, "I can never be my own boss. I AM STILL MARRIED."